In lieu of actual content, here is the result of an online quiz. I wonder if groundhogs can swim? It's a wonder I didn't drown in my own basement this week. (My husband and I spent so much time mopping, paper-towelling, plastering [his poor hands], and making frantic phone calls to basement waterproofing companies that... metaphors quite fail me. And if you know me, that's really quite telling. Or not.
Maybe I should knit a waterproof basement cozy.